Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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