You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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