Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just invented taco cereal.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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