Nicole vs. Life
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
