I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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