I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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