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(269): View more from Michigan

Pants 0. Shit 1.

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(216): View more from Ohio

He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.

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(206): View more from Washington

when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it

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fair is fair

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent

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(510): View more from California

This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?

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(248): View more from Michigan

At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?

(248): View more from Michigan

I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.

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