It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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