Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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