Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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