somebody snuck up and got me drunk
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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