ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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