some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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