Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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