We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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