there was a trapeze. enough said
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If I die, sorry about rent.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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