oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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