I hate all girls vehemently.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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