You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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