Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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