im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You are a genius and a whore.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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