fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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