she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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