girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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