I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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