The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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