love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
