Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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