ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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