You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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