You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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