I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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