I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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