i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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