I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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