Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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