Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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