His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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