What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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