ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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