I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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