I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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