it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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