worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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