I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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