are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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