I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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