My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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