Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I think people are normalizing furries
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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