I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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