i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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