eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Less talking, more tequila
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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