Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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