awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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